He is awake.

fedorabow:

Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Phineas: Baljeet?
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration

I was wrong

(via meganceri)

calibornsbottomboo:

a fairytale were a young girl is kidnapped and forced to marry a demon king and instead of being like no! never! shes like fine as long as i get to help you destroy and hes like lol cool but soon shes doing a bit too much and her husband king is like okay enough power and shes like bye see you in the dungeon and hes like what and hes dragged away cause now everyone is more loyal to her and she reigns over the underworld and the surface world with a cold iron fist

(Source: calibornsbottomwhore, via orlandoshroom)

Casual reminder that CartoonNetwork never gave a fuck

(via orlandoshroom)

wolffieworldorder:

the year is 2056. a man utters the word “banana”. sirens blare as the p.c. police quickly detain the man. after all, it could offend somebody that was beaten with a banana as a child

fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:

hAS ANYONE FRICKING NOTICED THE LEMONGRABS TOILET WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK WHAT. ?????

??????!!!!!!!!!!
?????? WHYAT.
WJAT

fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:

hAS ANYONE FRICKING NOTICED THE LEMONGRABS TOILET WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK WHAT. ?????

??????!!!!!!!!!!

?????? WHYAT.

WJAT